So…this Irish girl walks into a party on St. Paddy’s Day…..

Ok….half-Irish…anyway…went to a party with the Vendome crowd at Sue’s. I was having a great time. Fantastic food…special shout-out to Brian G., one of the ‘B-Day Boys’ with his fabulous gumbo and catfish. …a couple o’ you guys, can’t remember your names…sorry…I SUCK at names…..
‘Rib-Boy’…loved the smell of those beef ribs that Abdul hogged. Hickory…5 hours…nice! Let’s compare smokers! “Banana-Bread-Pudding Boy”…..you’d best cough up some recipes for me. I’ll be waiting for the dinner roll recipe. Both of the Ty’s, Traci, Ray….thanks for takin’ care of me!

All right…so this fucking dachshund ate my face on St. Paddy’s Day…I mean…that’s a pretty good story, right?

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Seriously…ate my fucking face….like bloody Hannibal.

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And before you ask….no…I wasn’t fucking with the dog. Seriously, people were like: “So, what did you do to the dog before it bit you in the face?” Um…stroked the little WANKER’S head for like 30-minutes with no problems whatsoever….leaned down to kiss it’s soddin’ head AFTER making friends with the little tosser. I mean, I’m not one to go sticking my face into strange dog’s grills…I’m not a complete idiot….I know animals…I know they can be unpredictable. Plus, this wasn’t a ‘hound-of-hell rottweiler freaky scary dog’…we’re talking more of an ‘effeminate, long-haired weiner-dog’ kind of situation:

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Note to self…..long-haired dachshunds are cranky little bitches!!!

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One Response to “So…this Irish girl walks into a party on St. Paddy’s Day…..”

  1. angelnina Says:

    Oh my GAWD! What a nightmare.
    I have dog bite scars on my hand and arm.

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